I am SO relieved. Ever since my mother told me I was possessed by the devil, I've worried about this. I've wandered the world, sullied by the taint of my potential for evil and destruction. Plus, I remember reading on some fanatical freak's website that the antichrist was born in 1957. Me, and bin Laden, were both born in 1957! OMG! But now, I can finally put my fears to rest. It wasn't me, on September 11th (through some evil telepathic symitry with my devil spawn sibling Mr. ObL) who destroyed the twin towers. (It was Dick Cheney, after all. Phew!)
Mathematical proof that lisa wines is not the Antichrist!
When I looked up antichrist in Wikipedia, I was not surprised to see that so many people have been accused of being the antichrist throughout history, including the entire papacy in Rome, that it just comes down to a bunch of goofy people making shit up.
As is the case with the above mathematical calculations. But I will believe and have faith in them, because they make me feel better. Oh. Never mind.
Uh-oh. I spoke too soon. I went back to the antichrist page and entered my full, secret name. Middle name and all. The middle name my mother gave me after she watched the tragic movie Camille in her hospital room. She named me after a French prostitute. Therefore...
Mathematical proof that lisa camille wines is the Antichrist!
Source: omywordblog.blogspot.com
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